Intro lyrics
Alf Animated
by 80s Fan
'Cause there ain't no one like you in the Melmacian Race
Teach us, send us, Gordon make us twitch
You're the only one here who can scratch our itch
So Gordon, Gordon, put us in stitches
There ain't no one like you in this place
Melmac is nuts, but worse than that
Melmac is really no place for cats
But Gordon you've got that handle on things
You're the only one here that sings and swings
Yeh, Gordon send us into outer space
'Cause there ain't no one like you in the Melmacian Race
Teach us, send us, Gordon make us twitch
You're the only one here who can scratch our itch
So Gordon, Gordon, put us in stitches
There ain't no one like you in this place
Hey Gordon, come on and make us dance
"No more Tabby Paw Pie for me before bedtime!"